Thursday 29 October 2015

A man and his friend never fought for 25 years

A man and his wife never fought for 25yrs of their marriage....

A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.

He narrated,......
"We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25years ago, and while riding on a horse, my wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down.

She then got up, patted the Horse's back and said 'this is your first time'.
After a while,it happened again.She patted the horse again and said 'this is your second time".

The horse did it again the 3rd time,she brought out a gun and shot the horse dead.

I was so shocked and shouted at her, 'Are you
crazy!' What's wrong with you? Why did you kill the horse?

She gave me a grave look and said this is your first time. Since then.....


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